Mystery #1 - Solved! (No Spoilers Here)

JEFF: I know you're lying, Herman. And thanks to the help of my crack team of astute lunatics, I can expose you for the liar that you are!

HERMAN: Oh, yeah? Let's hear your, quote unquote, proof.

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HERMAN: Well, shut my mouth.

JEFF: Return Gleefully Macabre Tales to me immediately!

HERMAN: Never!

[Jeff lunges at Herman. They struggle. We hear a gunshot. Jeff looks shocked, horrified, and agonized. We think he's been shot. This sucks. But then Herman staggers away, a bloody hole in his chest. Jeff is now holding the gun. His bizarre facial expressions were to fool everybody into thinking that he was the one who was shot, when it was actually Herman.]

HERMAN: You'll...never....beat....Mumblecrust....

[Jeff shoots him five more times, emptying the revolver. Then he tosses the revolver aside, not happy about what he had to do, but knowing that it had to be done.]

JEFF [turning to face the blog readers]: Those of you who helped me unlock this mystery, I salute you. Your immortality is assured. But three more members of Mumblecrust remain unkilled, and Gleefully Macabre Tales remains under their control. My task is not yet complete.

To be continued...