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well, well, well. what an adorable little blog.
jeff strand will no longer be posting here. he will not be posting anywhere. he is with us, and he is most assuredly not unharmed. he is very, very harmed. in fact, i believe that i shall stroll over to his cage right now and harm him some more, just for fun.
ahhhhh. that was refreshing.
our real names are not important. you may call us Mumblecrust.
it is too late for us to stop the publication of strand's wretched tome disposal. we could stop the publication of his feeble collaborative novel the haunted forest tour, but we feel no shame in confessing that we're a bit frightened of his co-author jim moore.
but there will be no gleefully macabre tales in your lifetimes. we have put a stop to it. forget the cover. forget the table of contents. in fact, you would do well to forget strand himself.
feel free to post your insipid blog comments for our amusement. maybe we'll pass them on to strand as we do more...cutting.
jeff strand will no longer be posting here. he will not be posting anywhere. he is with us, and he is most assuredly not unharmed. he is very, very harmed. in fact, i believe that i shall stroll over to his cage right now and harm him some more, just for fun.
ahhhhh. that was refreshing.
our real names are not important. you may call us Mumblecrust.
it is too late for us to stop the publication of strand's wretched tome disposal. we could stop the publication of his feeble collaborative novel the haunted forest tour, but we feel no shame in confessing that we're a bit frightened of his co-author jim moore.
but there will be no gleefully macabre tales in your lifetimes. we have put a stop to it. forget the cover. forget the table of contents. in fact, you would do well to forget strand himself.
feel free to post your insipid blog comments for our amusement. maybe we'll pass them on to strand as we do more...cutting.
posted by Jeff Strand at 3:34 PM
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