GLEEFULLY MACABRE TALES Table of Contents

Okay, kiddies! Here's the official table of contents of GLEEFULLY MACABRE TALES, which goes up for pre-order in a couple of weeks from Delirium Books.

"Really, Really Ferocious"
"Socially Awkward Moments With An Aspiring Lunatic"
"High Stakes"
"Special Features"
"Sex Potion #147"
"The Three Little Pigs"
"Everything Has a Purpose"
"Them Old West Mutations"
"Wasting Grandpa"
"A Bite For a Bite"
"Glimpses"
"Common Sense"
"Gross-Out!" (a transcript of my vile 2006 and 2007 Gross-Out Contest entries, with commentary)
"Bad Coffee"
"Werewolf Porno"
"An Admittedly Pointless But Mercifully Brief Story With Aliens In It"
"Munchies"
"Roasting Weenies By Hellfire"
"Quite a Mess"
"I Hold the Stick"
"Scarecrow's Discovery"
"Howard, the Tenth Reindeer"
"Howard Rises Again"
"BrainBugs"
"Cap'n Hank's Five Alarm Nuclear Lava Wings"
"A Call For Mr. Potty-Mouth"
"The Bad Man in the Blue House"
"Abbey's Shriek"
"The Socket"
"One of Them"
"Secret Message"
"Mr. Sensitive"
"The Bad Candy House"

The collection also contains Story Notes. If you have a friend read them out loud while you're reading the stories, it's like DVD audio commentary!