HACKED!!!

Some nefarious miscreant hacked into my e-mail account. If you've received any e-mails from me with the following subject lines, please delete them immediately and understand that the attached photographs were 100% Photoshopped and in no way accurately reflect any interests I might have. Thank you.

Jeff Strand is a total dorkwad

Need Viagra? Jeff Strand does! Lots and lots of it! Hahahahaha!

Gleefully Macabre Tales is teh lameness

My name is Jeff Strand and I scrape off my own plaque and eat it

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