Yes, I'm Posting About...Britney Spears

Usually my Britney Spears online experience consists of seeing that she's the top news story every day and then not clicking the link. It's a very simple, carefree way to go about my life. I did click the link today, however, because I just couldn't believe that it was on the Top News page on AOL.

The story was: Britney Spears' car wouldn't start.

Not: Britney Spears' car wouldn't start, and she tearfully begged uncaring passers-by for help, and when the tow truck showed up the driver said "I hope your tires rot off, skank!!!" and sped off, and she started throwing crumpled hundred dollar bills at random people, and then she started trying to eat her radio antenna.

Nope. Her car wouldn't start. And then...it did. Though the article leaves us hanging, I'm pretty sure that Britney drove away in her newly started car and probably went somewhere.

I don't typically include emoticons in my blog entries, but this is worth a frowny face. :( Mostly because I've been driven to devote a blog entry to Britney Spears. Crap.