Birthday One-Up

My birthday is tomorrow, which means that I have about five hours and twenty minutes left to become a hugely successful author before I turn thirty-six.

I was talking to a co-worker about how those of us with December birthdays often get SCREWED on the whole birthday present deal, with the "It's a birthday present AND a Christmas present!" scam.

However, she pointed out that, being a twin, not only did she have to share every single birthday party, but also a large number of presents. That sucks even more.