They CAN'T Be Serious!
I was innocently glancing at the Rotten Tomatoes website, hurting no one, when I saw that they're making a big-screen Smurfs movie.
My generation is nostalgiac over plenty of crap, which is how two SCOOBY DOO movies got made, but c'mon...the frickin' SMURFS? Hollywood executives really should have done some market research. All they'd have to do is walk out onto any random street and talk to any random person:
EXECUTIVE: Excuse me, sir. Would you go see a Smurfs movie?
MAN ON STREET: Gosh, no!
That would've saved them $80 million.
Also, the Smurf video game for ColecoVision sucked. I'm a couple of decades too late, but I thought I'd share that.
My generation is nostalgiac over plenty of crap, which is how two SCOOBY DOO movies got made, but c'mon...the frickin' SMURFS? Hollywood executives really should have done some market research. All they'd have to do is walk out onto any random street and talk to any random person:
EXECUTIVE: Excuse me, sir. Would you go see a Smurfs movie?
MAN ON STREET: Gosh, no!
That would've saved them $80 million.
Also, the Smurf video game for ColecoVision sucked. I'm a couple of decades too late, but I thought I'd share that.
posted by Jeff Strand at 5:32 PM
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