The Kutter Diaries, Days Three Through Nine

Days Three through Seven...

I didn't write a single word of Kutter during my vacation in my mom's Wisconsin cabin. I did, however, float down a river in an innertube for three hours (sunburning the holy heck out of my feet but otherwise having a great time); rode in a paddleboat, canoe, and pontoon; grilled steaks for nine people and didn't screw them up; ate way too much cheese; consumed nary a drop of Mountain Dew; shot very poorly with an air pistol until I realized that it was aiming low and to the right; played Yahtzee, Bocce Ball, and ladder golf; tried unsuccessfully to get fish to fall for my clever ruse wherein a perceived food source was actually a piece of rubber with a hook buried within; took doggies for walkies; and typed this blog entry to the sounds of a screaming child on an airplane.

Days Eight and Nine...

I wrote exactly the same amount as days three through seven, but I wasn't at the Wisconsin cabin.

Will there be actual progress tomorrow? Stay tuned...