Unhealthy Fixation Update

You know, this "unhealthy fixation on Brian Keene" thing isn't as easy as some people make it look. I was 6000 words into my anti-Keene rant, when suddenly I had this mental image of his merry eyes, button nose, and impish smile, and I realized that if he were standing before me I'd just want to tickle him. That's no way to generate blog controversy.

So I'm gonna ditch that idea. There has to be a way to gain blog readers without providing legitimately interesting blog content. Maybe instead of fixating on somebody in a negative manner, I'll do it in a way-too-positive, creepy, stalker-like manner, so that people say "Oh my goodness gracious! Did you see the disturbing photo collage Jeff just posted? It made me rush right over to www.jeffstrand.com, but in a bad way!"

Any recommendations or volunteers would be greatly appreciated.