Don't Be A Sucker!!!

Wait a minute...that's the best subject line I could come up with to let you know that SUCKERS is now shipping? How weak. I realize that authors can't hit a home run every time, but that's just lazy. "Don't Be A Sucker." Jeez. I didn't even try to make it plural like the actual book title, maybe something like "Don't Be A Sucker(s)." That would've been kind of funny, because the (s) is awkward and could turn it into a clever satire of lame subject lines for blog posts, rather than simply being a lame subject line for a blog post.

Still, don't take it out on my co-author J.A. Konrath. He's too busy soliciting naked pictures of his fans (oh, sure, he SAYS that it's a contest for creative pictures of fans holding his book, but we know what that pervo really wants) to beg you to support his one chance to hitch his wagon to my star, so do it for him.

Anyway, the book exists and boxes containing it are on their way to households across the world. If you got busy and accidentally forgot to order a copy, you can still do so at...

http://www.horror-mall.com/SUCKERS-by-J.A.-Konrath-and-Jeff-Strand-p-17711.html