Yak Report

Well, last night I was a guest on Lair of the Yak. Not only did I get to field questions from a guy in a monkey mask, but I got to field questions from a guy in a monkey mask pretending to be Andrew "Dice" Clay. I bet you didn't get to do that last night. The same guy, who I will now expose as author L.L.Soares (Ha!!! Confidentiality agreement violated, baby!), also wore a Mr. T mask.

Tangent: Andrew "Dice" Clay did a show here in Tampa just last week. I didn't go.

I'm not big on the whole webcam thing--it's actually kind of spooky staring into that dark mechanical eye that looks suspiciously like a laser beam might shoot out of it if I fail to obey the prime directive--but now that I've got it all set up, I may do a live show where I sit at my desk and write my next book. Typing! Staring! Muttering in frustration! The occasional sip of a carbonated beverage! Cursing and deleting the past few sentences! It'll be pure online gold!