E-Mail of the Day

I got a kick out this e-mail I received today, and am sharing it here with permission.


Hi Mr. Strand,

I few weeks ago I stumbled upon a few of your books. I don't usually read horror novels (my taste runs to comedy, thrillers, and romance). So I looked up your website. Your bio was written in such a humorous manner that I decided to read your books after all (I think I even left a comment in that regards).

I decided to read the three Andrew Mayhem books (Graverobbers, Single Psychopath, & Used Casket). I enjoyed the first book. You have a nice writing style and I appreciated the humor.

The second book freaked me out. The only other time I've felt that bad was when I watched the movie Hostel. The part that specifically freaked me out was when Andrew [Spoiler Removed].

I was so freaked out by the second book that I was really debating about reading the third book. But I'm a bookworm and hoped that your third book wouldn't be as gross. When Andrew declines the woman's offer to deliver her suitcase and instead goes on vacation, I thought, how bad could this possibly get? Boy was I wrong. The worst part was when [Spoiler Removed]. I probably shouldn't have read that book late at night before going to bed. I'm afraid of getting nightmares now (which is why I'm composing this letter instead).

I can certainly see why you had had troubling getting your manuscripts published. You are a talented writer, but it really gave me the creeps (and also made me paranoid, I doubt I will ever want to go camping again). On the plus side, the novels will make for excellent horror movies.

So while I doubt I'll read any of your other books, I do want compliment on your talent as a writer. If you end up writing a much lighter piece (i.e. no gore, no psychopaths), please let me know so I can get a copy.

Sincerely,
Rokusan