Bad Candy House (With Ketchup!)
Today I discovered an odd new treat in the vending machine: Ketchup & Fries flavored potato chips. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, we've now reached a point in our culture where we're selling fried potato products flavored like other fried potato products!
I bought them, of course. They tasted like ketchup-flavored potato chips. Which wasn't quite as disgusting as it should have been.
In even more exciting news, Dread Central has just uploaded the latest edition of Dreadtime Stories...and this time, it's my short story "The Bad Candy House," from WAITING FOR OCTOBER, read by me! By clicking on the handy link right here:
http://www.dreadcentral.com/node/25925
...you can listen to it directly from the website, download it to your computer, or even grab it from iTunes for free!
WARNING: Contains course language (including the F-word), violence, and an overall mean-spirited attitude. But it's also funny.
I bought them, of course. They tasted like ketchup-flavored potato chips. Which wasn't quite as disgusting as it should have been.
In even more exciting news, Dread Central has just uploaded the latest edition of Dreadtime Stories...and this time, it's my short story "The Bad Candy House," from WAITING FOR OCTOBER, read by me! By clicking on the handy link right here:
http://www.dreadcentral.com/node/25925
...you can listen to it directly from the website, download it to your computer, or even grab it from iTunes for free!
WARNING: Contains course language (including the F-word), violence, and an overall mean-spirited attitude. But it's also funny.
posted by Jeff Strand at 5:59 PM
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