It's Teaser Time!!!

Though my next book is shrouded in a veil of smoky secrecy, I'm more than a little pleased to share the following blurb:

"Jeff Strand proves once again why he's the king of comedic horror, with a story so unrelentingly surprising and unflinchingly nasty that there's something entertaining to be found on every single page. This is a funny -- painfully funny -- read, dripping with pitch black humor and lots of light literary wit. If you liked the movie Matador, you'll love this book because Strand takes the jaded, morally-reprehensible criminal subgenre up a notch in a tale about a body that refuses to die, and a man who refuses to be outdone by it."
-- Michael Arnzen, three-time Bram Stoker Award winner and author of LICKER and PLAY DEAD

More details coming soon...